Toucher & Rich: Armpits of America & Fake Crowd Noise (Hour 3)
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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On this hour Armpits of America features a man angry with horns honking during a school celebration. Gatorland has unveiled their social distancing ape. The Match featured Brady sucking, Eli Manning tweets and Peyton's bad jokes. Crowd noise was pumped into German soccer games this weekend and people liked it.
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| 0:00.0 | B-Pod Studios |
| 0:03.0 | Don't, you know, be a diva. |
| 0:11.9 | Toucher and Rich, 908-5, the Sports Hub. |
| 0:15.7 | They're very big. |
| 0:24.0 | Ninety-five, the Sports Up We're toucher and Rich |
| 0:25.1 | And Rich it is time for a special |
| 0:29.3 | headline |
| 0:31.1 | grabbing |
| 0:32.8 | Current event |
| 0:34.6 | Armpits of America |
| 0:36.4 | Yep let's go to the coronavirus edition shall we let it roar who don't drink at Rocklahoma your armpits of America they cut my beard and force me to eat it 90 and 5 to sports upward toucher and rich I'm sorry. Need it. |
| 0:57.1 | Ninety and five, the sports upward toucher and Rich. |
| 1:01.1 | And Rich, what do you have for us today? |
| 1:03.5 | So here's how it works, John and Fred. |
| 1:08.8 | I will give you a true story that has happened in all of these just over the last couple of days. |
| 1:46.1 | And after I read you, the story, I will give you three choices as to what armpit of America had happened in. If you guessed correctly, well, then you just win a bit of self-pride, a little pat on the back. All right, you guys ready? Story number one, the town middle school has a drive-through graduation. You've seen those right on TV. you know there's's been the drive-through birthdays where people go by the house and they, you know, honk at the person outside the window. And this is what's called a drive-through graduation. A lot of schools are having. So the town middle school has one, and local man doesn't like it one bit. Was that in A, Oklahoma, B, Arkansas, or C, Kansas? |
| 1:52.3 | All right, so you have to think of where they would actually have a drive-by graduation. |
| 1:53.5 | So it's Oklahoma. |
| 1:55.5 | I'm going to say it's Kansas. |
| 1:56.7 | Arkansas. |
| 1:58.8 | Oh, you both missed. Don't, you know, be a diva. |
| 2:04.0 | Toucher and Rich, 985, the Sports Hub. |
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