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Toucher and Rich.

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985, It's Thursday at 8 o'clock. That means it's time for a very special segment.

It's Toucher and Rich's. Laugh, damn it.

All right, so I said to Hardy, I said, hey, Hardy, you're filling in.

Yeah. Make with the bit. And what do we get? Make with the funny. Make with the funny and make with the bit. So what do we have today? Well, Fred, I have been really, really fascinated by you lately,

and I've known this about you for some time that you're a man who doesn't like to do things.

No, I'm not a big fan of doing stuff. Activities of any kind. But you've really doubled down on it lately.

Your insistence on doing nothing is fascinating and compelling to me.

So we put together a list.

Now, doing anything in that, anything that requires, because, you know, there'll be something

like cool sculpting, there'll be something like Robert Leonard, the hair transplant, Mr. Sid, I'm going out there next Thursday. They asked me my

jacket size to which I would have to go into my closet and then add 85 numbers to it. But these are

all things that intend to make you look better, but they do not require you to exercise or change your diet in any way.

So I have a series of questions, some of them along those lines, but others just trying to gauge what amount of physical activity you will engage in in order or avoid, even if it means doing something unpleasant.

Okay.

Okay?

Because really it's all about effort

and it's would you rather,

but I think there's another way that we can put it.

I hate this game already.

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