Toucher and Rich: The Crossover With Scott Zolak
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2018
⏱️ 3 minutes
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On this segment: Zolak busts Fred's balls in the crossover for calling in sick over his cat. Fred tries to explain...
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| 0:00.0 | Toucher and Rich sounds great. |
| 0:01.8 | Oh, really? |
| 0:02.5 | Less angry. |
| 0:03.6 | And now, gluten-free. |
| 0:05.2 | No, I can't have that. |
| 0:06.2 | 985, the SportsUp. |
| 0:37.7 | How are you? How's the dead cat? The cat is not dead yet. Why? Because we are deciding on what measures we are going to take. What's hooked up the machines? Like, in your basement? It's a cat, man. I mean, like, what? It's 18 years old. |
| 0:39.2 | It's longer than I've been with my wife. |
| 0:40.7 | How dare you? |
| 0:42.0 | Hey, another sick day, man, |
| 0:43.2 | so that you could actually bang out. |
| 0:45.2 | And then I know it's kind of split in your house |
| 0:47.5 | so you can have a shiver for the cat |
| 0:48.7 | where it's like, what, seven days, right? |
| 0:50.5 | Yes. |
| 0:50.8 | No, for a cat, it's actually Let's go Hardy. Get in. Forty-nine days. Come on, buddy. |
| 0:54.8 | Come on, pal. That's dogs with seven years. |
| 0:56.9 | That was an old time, I'd never heard of that, though, man. Like, eat your homework. Like, dog ate my homework. I can't find my keys. The cat, I, Mike Lackhart called me, and I was on my way in. How did you ever text that to them? |
| 1:08.8 | Like, I am going home because my cat is having... |
| 1:10.9 | My cat was peeing blood all over the place and throwing up, |
| 1:14.0 | and we thought we might have to... on my way in. How did you ever text that to them? Like, I am going home because my cat is having. |
| 1:26.0 | My cat was peeing blood all over the place and throwing up, and we thought we might have to put the cat down. I wasn't going to let four hours go by, five hours go by of this cat. Nothing, Rich. Just sitting there. I told you, I told you, when Fred says he's out. Especially after Nantucket. That's right. He's out. |
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