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Toucher & Hardy

Toucher and Rich: Singing, Assault and Farting at City Council meetings (Hour 3)

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this hour:  Many things happen at local City Council meetings.  Singing, Assault allegations and farting are on today's highlights.  Dan Shaunessy sat down with David Price.  The Bruins are looking for someone new to sing the national Anthem and we have a few names in mind.  Plus more!

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0:00.0

Routine.

0:01.0

This kids ain't gonna learn nothing.

0:02.0

Thanks for making toucher and rich part of yours.

0:05.0

That's right, baby.

0:06.0

On 985, the Sports Up.

0:07.0

Okay, dokey, let's go.

0:09.0

Do you know you have scratchy toilet paper?

0:14.0

My ex-husband's the killer.

0:17.0

And newsflash, she's not dead.

0:20.0

I have two boobs, not six. I have six bucks. I got marbles

0:29.8

here. Now I'm fat as a cow. Not a club to sports hub, it is the city council meeting, a place where the disenfranchised go and they can use that time for whatever really they want.

0:46.5

It doesn't necessarily have to be anything to do with anything the city can help them with.

0:52.7

It just is a place to go invent. It's kind of like, you know, when the bugs fly into the zappers, just the maniacs. If there's any kind of open mic in front of someone wearing a tie. I imagine it's air conditioned. You can get out of the heat. The point. You're probably right, right. It's free. You know, you can get out of the way and just sit down.

1:11.0

One thing we learned yesterday, though, is the toilet paper not great.

1:14.2

No, at City Hall? No, of course not. The woman brought her own toilet paper. Do you know you have scratchy toilet paper? Well, that's why she brought a whole thing of Charmin with her when she showed up. Shame because, as we said yesterday, who doesn't use the city council as a bathroom?

1:29.1

You think he's kind of want to get in and out as much. shame because, as we said yesterday, who doesn't use the city council as a bathroom?

1:32.6

You think you just kind of want to get in and out as much as quickly as possible. No, no, no, no. You go to the city council and you're going to sit around. You might want to take a dump.

1:36.2

Possibly. So we, uh, I, I kept digging in. Let's now go to San Francisco.

1:43.6

Imagine San Francisco. I imagine San Francisco.

1:45.0

They have a big homeless problem, a lot of things.

1:47.8

There's a lot of things.

1:48.7

This is in San Francisco.

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