And now I'll feature presentation.

It's Toucher and Riches.

Laugh, damn it.

We're 30 seconds until kickoff on the 985 of the Sports Hub Patriots Radio Network,

and surprisingly, no one has seen Bill Belichick.

This is crazy, Bob.

I mean, he's the first guy that's always on the field, ready to go.

First guy to have his team ready. And oh my God, what the hell is that? All the lights have just gone off in Gillette's stadium. Wait a minute. There's now one lone spotlight shining on an older gentleman. It looks to be dressed as super high. He's now sliding down some zip line from the 300 section as living on a prayer begins to play over the loudspeakers like

richie sambore look out bob it looks like bill bellichick has got bon jovi unreal bill is now

landed onto a stage with exploding pyro and smoke gigantic bell letters behind him flashing kiss my

ring get to crack a smile this is great, Bob Belichick.

Place some sugar on me.

99.

5 to Sports Hub, we're touched for Enrich.

Enrich Scott Zolak and Jeff Howe have a bookout.

They do, and it just came out, I think, like, two, three weeks ago, if these walls could talk, the New England Patriot. Stories from the New England Patriots, sideline, locker room, and press box. It's Oprah's Book of the Month. It is, as told by Scott Zolak and Jeff Howe with a forward by Drew Bledso. I'm not sure how Zolak got Drew Bledsoe to do this. They're not close at all. But yeah, so this is something that is now available at many places. I don't know if there is an audio book and who does it. Because I'd like to know who does the reading of this. You'd have to imagine it, Zol.

You would have to assume it was Zolak, but since we do not know that, I had Scott Zolak sit down and I read some of this book. It's pretty good. I'll be honest. Now, I only read about like four chapters, but it's the early stuff, the stuff that Zolak was involved in. and you know he tells some pretty good stories in here.

Now the second half where it's about... early stuff, the stuff that Zolak was involved in. And, you know, he tells some pretty good stories in

here. Now, the second half where it's about, you know, him being around the team. I don't know if I want to read that as much, but basically the first half is about him being a dumbass with, uh, with Drew Bledso and all the stupid stuff they did. It's actually, it's pretty damn good. Now, what I did do, however, is I sat him down and I said,

hey, would you mind reading a couple

experts from this? So we're going to play a quick game with you, John. And that is, I'm going to play you a clip of our own Scott Zolak reading something. And you have to tell me whether or not it is a real excerpt from his book if these walls could talk or a fake one. Okay, John? Okay. All right.

So let's start with number one. Chapter 35 meeting Gronk. One time I saw Gronk and I was like, hey, what's up, Gronk? And he was like, what's up, so? I'm Gronk. And I was like, yeah, man, I know. You're Gronk. I said, hey, what's up? And he was like, oh yeah, I was like, hey, Gronk.

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