Come on. Let's go. Yeah. For those of you that want to know what Fred's all about, it's like this, y'all.

Fred has 100% luck. Zero percent skill. A hundred percent rich. A shirt and leave, if you will.

Zero percent pleasure. It's his audience in pain. Here's 110 reasons. Fred is so lame.

Fred comes from Detroit, a place that nobody likes. He hates the world, yeah, he's a grump on the mic. We're dirty shirts on TV, and his face does not groom. Hates the socks and the pads, the doom and the gloom. And when I fill in, just let me add. He makes me feel bad and sometimes sad. Says, name that band. How can you not know it, Roach? How about next time I say, hey Freddie, name that third base coach When you go on vacation, your life sounds like a joke Because your mama's insane and you can't drive dad's boat Yo! Don't ruin Milo by being his coach If he needs to learn baseball, tell him come see Dan Roach Word My call I call from spring training. Why even bother? Because all for any does, it asks me about my dead father. It's the JCC pool showing off that chest. Friend, you should go on vacation to that place guitar fast. Yes, I'm 10% Caitlin. 20% Disney. 15% proud that I like Kenny Chess, 5% Fenway, 50% ball game,

and 100% reasons to remember my name.

Roach.

Yeah, Dan Roach here.

Fred, call Dr. Leonard, because I just ripped your hair out.

But I'm feeling a bit guilty.

Sorry, Fred.

In fact, I have a quick song for you.

Sorry that I made you feel sad.

Sorry I had I picked on your mom and dad.

Sorry, Freddie T. I like you bad.

Sorry about everything, but I hope you lose.

I don't know. Fred, hello!

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

We are the Tutser and Rich radio program.

Dan Roach is in for Rich, which, by the way, it snows like, you know, 25 feet.

When Rich is gone, well, I'm gone at 69 degrees.

When are you leaving?

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