Toucher and Rich

Self-help shenanigans

On 885

The Sports Hub

Joe's barbecue foot massage

You better come down here

Get some of this shit

You like to eat

America loves to eat

So why not open up somewhere

America can sit out

Enjoy a meal and get the feet rub

We'll fry anything you want for $599 As long as as it's friable or edible, we're going to make it deliciousable. We will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know what's fryable. The beak, the feathers, we'll fry candy bars. All that European stuff that you don't really normally eat, we'll bring it down here and fry it for you. Ask McDonald's to fry something other than what they normally fry. That's what you gonna get get? Nothing. If it fit through the dough, I put it in the fry. Hell, this is a dinosaur. So, France, let's just decide you don't want no barbecue. Well, that's fine, too. Why not let one of my foot specialists off myself perform my magic? Look at that. That doesn't look wonderful. If you really pay me enough, we'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also. Success is the rule. Got here, Jones, good-ass barbecue and foot massage. So go ahead and give me a call. Find us on them worldwide internet at the new website. That's J-O-N-E-S big-ass truck rental and storage storage.com backslash Jones.

Good-ass barbecue and foot massage.

Got H-T-M-A.

Excuse me, did you call number 52?

Did you hit me call number 52?

Never argue with a crazy mama, my, my, mama.

Is that all you get for your money?

You should never are you in a la la la la la la la you gotta know by now.

You should never argue with a crazy man.

You gotta know la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la you are you are you gonna know by now?

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