985 the sports up we're touch are and rich everyone's had a fantasy of some job that you just walk out and quit i've done it on several occasions

you so you just like oh yeah you um i remember you telling me about jocks and jills and how you kind of just walked out in that.

Like what was the most dramatic way that you quit one of your jobs?

Well, I was at a ground round one time and I had been going through training and I had to go to college anyway in two weeks.

And the manager was so proud of himself that he was firing me. And he went into this big lecture about how crap be a worker I am. And then he goes, I'm letting you go. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I got to go to Florida in two weeks anyway. And he got so pissed off. Like, why didn't you tell me? Yeah. Like, I'm here. I am enjoying it. Like, I spent all this time training you, and you were just going to leave anyway. Yeah. I'm not going to be here. I was picking up golf balls at a driving range. And a guy wheeled when I was coming in, he took a driver and just, like, had a big smile in his face and whacked one off the like windshield of the

thing and I got out and got up in his face and started screaming in him and I was fired for that

um I was fired for stealing ice cream at a place where I was watching dishes

really yeah so you've been fired a lot. How many of you quit?

Oh, like, I've quit. Like, I just, yeah, I've not shown up. The best was borders is that, like, I just didn't show up for like, like, a month. This is once again being fired, not quitting. No, no, no. But I didn't show up for like a month. And they just, and I got a call like a month later. like, hey, notice you haven't been in for a while.

Your job obviously met a lot. Yeah, like when I was part of the softcloth boys and I was wiping down cars, like it was cold and they told me to go out there and wipe the car down and I just said, screw this. leaving I just threw stuff down to take off I've had so many dumb jobs I was going to quit here one of the one of the first week the week here we were uh I did something and the program director

had a huge problem and I remember you going in there no no program no, no, program director, without any complaints, the program director wrote the head of CBS radio.

Oh, yeah.

And said that I had done something offensive.

And I found out about it and I walked in and I quit.

I quit here.

And then they told me they didn't want me to quit.

I remember that.

I do remember that.

Wow, I didn't realize you'd had that many jobs.

No, Blimpies.

I was a sandwich artist.

Yeah, well, that's some artist.

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