Roger Clemens is in George's box and Roger Clemens is coming back.

Oh my goodness gracious.

Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen, Roger Clemmons standing right in George Starbrener's box announcing he is back.

Roger Puppens is a New York Yankee.

It sounds like someone calling the Hindenburg disaster.

Right.

I mean, it really does.

There's panic in her voice.

I mean, it sounds like someone like, oh no, the horror, the gore, the gore.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, humanity.

I mean, Jesus, calm down.

And by the way, like, everyone knew Clemens was coming back.

And even, I don't care.

Even if it was the strangest, even if he rose from the ashes, even if he just,

came, everyone, he disappeared for three years and now was back. Nothing, nothing in the world legitimizes that kind of

reaction to something. I just imagine being like a waiter who accidentally brought her the wrong

meal and the kind of treatment you're going to get, I ordered it medium rare. Oh Oh my God! Get me? This fuck is dirty. Or being married to that person. Did you imagine that? Is she married? I don't know. I don't know. Because that's got to be hard for the husband if she is dead at the end of the season. It's like, oh God. You were living the life for a while? Yeah, she's in bed with the lights off for a week.

She's got a decompress in quotations.

Right, right.

The kids are all hiding around the house.

They don't want to be found.

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