Smart, strong down the right side, crazy scoop shot, blocked him right to Aaron Baines, who lays it over the left hand.

The Celtics have been better in every facet.

They're also getting the bounces, and they have a 20-point lead to start game on.

You said, carving.

Pleas was apart.

Whoops, see Knock it.

985, the sports up.

Rage against the machine gets more and more annoying every day that past is.

That's not rage against a machine.

Whatever it is, it's annoying.

That is, I think, a rage against the machine, knockoff.

Who is that?

Rage against... No, that's not Prophets of Rage. That's just somebody, I think, trying to sound like Rage Gets a Machine, I believe. Okay. I could be wrong, unless that's some random clip. I just thought the quality's a little higher. All right. So obviously, you know, now the Celtics have won big in game one, and LeBron

James takes time off.

He likes to rest, and he had a very pedestrian game yesterday.

But Chris Broussard, who when he's not, you know, not believing in dinosaurs and things

of that nature, comes out to talk to a basketball. He's got a little Carl Everett in him, are you saying? Yeah, he's got a... He's devil put the dinosaurs here. He don't like the gays so much. Oh, sorry. That we have heard. Yes. He's not a big fan of the gays. He's very squeamish around gay people.

He was an expert.

He's an expert.

He knows everything.

Chris Broussard knows what you should be doing in your personal life.

Hey, listen, I'm a very short basketball reporter.

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