Toucher and Rich.

Can mornings get any better?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, could you please help you?

Toucher and Rich, 985, the Sports Hub.

And now I'll feature presentation.

It's Toucher and Rich's laugh, damn it.

Drives it to the far circle.

Winding it up top is backstrom.

Shot near side, O'Shee shoots and scores.

O'Shee with a one-timer low, snuck it inside the near post.

It's taking the cap's 24 seconds to get the crowd back into it.

They lead the Bruins 1-0.

9-8-5, the sports hub last night in Washington, 7-0-0. Capitals with that stupid banner raising. It took them two and a half minutes to get that banner off the ground. It always does. No, but they danced around. They played two montages. Fine. Oh, it sucks. How does it take two and a half minutes to raise a banner? A brass band playing We Are the Champions by Queen. How many times they just loop that sucker? It was just weird. Because they had no idea that whoever was pulling that banner up, but I can't remember. Pat Sejack. It was heavy. Yes, Pat Sejerk, the world's biggest fan. And Linda Carter was there as well.

Wonder Woman was there, but she's lost all her powers somehow.

The rope made her tell the truth, and she said, listen, I'm going through menopause,

and this is too difficult for me to do.

Two and a half minutes.

You know how hard you would have to try to make that two and a half minutes long?

So the whole idea is, oh, well, Washington's going to have a cup hangover quite literally

because Alex Govetchin drank a lot, you know, in the months after the season, as if a professional

athlete was going to go, wow, I drank a lot for two months, then trained

and one of the best hockey players on the planet, and I'm going to fall apart.

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