B-Pod Studios

This is where Boston sports fans start their day.

Oh, now, focus.

With Toucher and Rich, a Boston's home for sports, 908-5, the Sports Hub.

There's someone on rollers skates?

There's a rabbit on my driveway.

I don't know what's going on with it, but it's just sitting there.

Everyone's angry and broke line.

Everyone's feeling stressed.

Where the people there are surly, and the average age is dead.

What is that?

There's a man taking a poop? Everybody's having a good time because everyone's angry in Brookline.

I have a turkey that came into my house and is sitting in my kitchen.

Oh, yes, Brookline, the worst place I've ever lived in my entire life,

and I've lived in some crappoles.

And these are real 911 calls that we have been able to acquire.

And Rich, what are we going to listen to today?

Well, we've had so many over the past year, and we will be doling out our awards this week.

The nominees, as we unveil them, it's been fun listening back to some of these.

Some of them I completely forgot how utterly insane they were, including our first nominee,

which was the woman who called 911 on the kid who was on a baseball field kicking dirt. There is a very stupid child on the baseball diamond at Pierce Park.

There was the woman who called 911 out of her window because people were walking their dogs.

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