Toucher and Rich: Brookline 9-1-1 goes to Marblehead
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Toucher & Rich have played plenty of crazy (yet real) 9-1-1 calls from Brookline. But they've gotten plenty of suggestions to check out Marblehead as well. So here you go, the first edition of "Marblehead 9-1-1" with people who actually called 9-1-1 for some truly ridiculous reasons. In this edition: a mother who calls the police on her son who refuses to go to camp; a man who calls on his neighbor for using a power washer; a woman whose television isn't working; and a lady who spotted a man in fake armor with a sword. Stay until the end for a surprise call-in.
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| 0:00.0 | B-Pod Studios |
| 0:03.0 | Toucher |
| 0:07.3 | I didn't get to be a sports expert until 2009. |
| 0:10.5 | Rich. |
| 0:11.1 | You would think you were at a children's birthday party. |
| 0:13.4 | Toucher and Rich. |
| 0:14.4 | 985. |
| 0:15.7 | The Sports Hub. |
| 0:17.1 | There's someone on rollers skates? |
| 0:19.3 | There's a rabbit on my driveway. I don't know what's going on with it, but it's just sitting there. |
| 0:25.2 | Everyone's angry and broke line. |
| 0:28.0 | Everyone's feeling stressed. |
| 0:30.3 | Where the people there are surly, and the average age is dead. |
| 0:36.2 | What is that? |
| 0:37.4 | The locals find new reasons just to moan and bitch and why Marry the man taking a poop He's having a good time Because everyone's angry and broke line I have a turkey that came into my house and it's sitting in my kitchen. |
| 0:58.0 | 95 of sports hub, but it's touchering rich. |
| 1:03.1 | And everyone's angry in Brookline. |
| 1:07.4 | Real 911 calls from the people of Brookline, Massachusetts, which, as we've learned, |
| 1:09.2 | is one of the strangest, angriest places in the entire country. |
| 1:12.9 | A lot of petty phone calls about petty things. |
| 1:15.1 | And for a while, we've been taking those calls and playing them on the air. |
| 1:19.0 | But I mentioned something a little while back. |
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