Toucher and Rich: Bird parked in a handicap spot. (Hour 2)
Toucher & Hardy
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4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2018
⏱️ 39 minutes
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On this hour: After Rich plays a news report about a man parking in a handicap spot, we find out Bird is doing the same thing. Jason Mastrodonato from the Boston herald joins us from Red Sox spring training. Louisville removed it's championship banner after the "Escort Scandal" Where will Kirk Cousins land?
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| 0:00.0 | 90 and 5 of Sports Hub, it's Toucher and Rich. |
| 0:05.4 | Broadcasting live from the Town Fair Tire Studios and simulcast all over this great country on NBC Sports Network, Boston. |
| 0:15.6 | I saw this last night, and I just, I had to play this. |
| 0:18.8 | So on WVZ, they had the I team go out and investigate people who were misusing the handicapped placards that people put in their cars. And so they went down to the Seaport and they noticed for their big special that there were all of the handicaps spots. You can park for free in front of a meter if you have a handicap placard. That's one thing. You just don't have to pay. So they noticed they went down there several days and it's like the same cars that were lined up there and the people were not handicapped. So they just sat there and started waiting for people and they filmed them for like five days to make sure that this was a pattern, that these guys continued to misuse the handicap blackards. And they go up to one dude who's a construction guy, and he's walking over towards his car. And he sees the dude from WBZ co with the mics. He starts to walk away, and here's how the exchange goes. Day after day, the I team watched this construction worker finish up his shift in Boston Seaport district and then return to his Toyota sedan with the handicapped placard hanging in the rearview mirror. Even on days when he |
| 1:11.9 | hitched a ride with a friend, he brought the placard along to score the free spot. Who does that |
| 1:16.4 | placard belong to? This is my uncle. Your uncle's placard? Yeah. It belongs to a woman. |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah. Hang on, what am I hearing in the other room? |
| 1:32.3 | What is that, Dan? |
| 1:34.1 | Bird is parked in a handicapped spot right now in the parking lot. |
| 1:38.1 | Are you in a handicapped spot, bird? |
| 1:39.4 | There are half as many, at least half is not more, less employees in this building. The extra 50 feet to the park door. So the parking lot is not nearly as full as it normally is. It's half empty. It's more than half empty. Bird. What are you doing? He joked. I go, you'll probably parked in a handicapped spot right now. And then he started laughing Yes. He's going to... He's moving the car. Why are you... Ten minutes before he has told me. Put on his mic. Why are you in a handicap spot? No, I just pulled up and it came in because I had a... You pulled up and it came in. So you couldn't control your car and it just came in. It was a straight shot. I just went to the door. Do you do that with every handicap artist? |
| 3:39.0 | They are typically better spots. Yeah. Why did you park there? I just felt like coming right in, getting Nick out of here. This has nothing to do with Nick. You realize there's other spots? Yes, I do with them. Why didn't you park in those? When you opened the gate, it was a straight shot. I came right in. Parchs and... Get the eye team over here. Yeah. This is Bird last out of TV. I belong to a woman. Yeah. Bird. It's a one-and-done thing. It's a one-and-done thing. I won't do it. No, that's an a-hole move. Like, the fact that you have that in your DNA to pull into a handicapped parking spot. I understand that, but there's no one here. That's the point. Go parking on the other spots. You saved yourself maybe 10 seconds. Oh, you were the worst. I can't stand. I mean, that is really the worst. Like, there hasn't been many times in my life that, like, that's something that I've had to use. But for about two weeks, my wife had immunity of, like, zero. So we had to park right near our building because if someone coughed on her, she'd go to the hospital. So we used a placard for like two weeks, and she felt awful doing it. And the fact that an a hole like you would have been parking in that spot where we had to go to a dirty parking garage where people puked the night before and there's a disease infesting all over the place that can send my wife to the hospital for another three weeks because some dumb ails and my car just went and pulled into it by itself. |
| 3:42.0 | That you suck. |
| 3:44.5 | That is, you are an A-hole. |
| 3:46.3 | Move your car right now. |
| 3:46.9 | All right, I will. |
| 3:56.5 | I mean, if you're downtown, no wait, if you're downtown, and we're going to be downtown soon, but if you're downtown and there's no parking anywhere near the building, it's a dick move, but at least you can understand the thought process behind it. Here, we're not downtown, parking's free. There's a parking lot that's three quarters empty at this hour, and he needed to park in a handicapped spot. Somebody going to get a picture in the parking lot. Like how many open spots are, even right now, and he goes right into that one. Well, the car went into it. The car went into it. Straight shot. Oh, my sweet Lord, Byrd. Oh, that got me bad. And then you put your wife on top of it, which really made it good. Because it's like the only time I've ever had to experience that. |
| 4:31.7 | Like it's like, you know, I've always thought it was a jerk move. |
| 4:33.9 | But when you're in that situation where you're like, I got to get inside as fast as I can. Or like she could get really sick. Like that stuff like, that sucks. Like that pisses me off. Like, as a matter of fact, she could have had that thing for, I think, like six months after two weeks. |
| 4:46.8 | That's not I'm just going to ask. |
| 4:47.5 | What do you do with it? |
| 4:48.6 | We just gave it back. |
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