Well, hey podcast pals, it's Pastor Mark Triscoll here saying thank you for tuning in.

I've had the honor of teaching the Bible for around 30 years.

Happy to report.

I got my cancel card about a decade ago.

Nice to get that out of the way.

And now I'm back in zombie mode, man.

You can't kill me.

And if you would do me a solid I could really use your help

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give me a five star in addition review the podcast tell them it's good it's helpful it's fun

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your enemies, let them know too. I've been triggering woke joke folks since the mid-90s,

and glad to keep up the fight. All right, Pastor Mark and Grace here, because Grace won't do the intro.

How come you want to do the intro?

You're cute.

I don't know.

I just, you know what you're saying, and I don't.

Okay.

Welcome to the Real Marriage Podcast.

This is going to be a two-part little series, more scrolling, more marital problems. Subtitle is less sex, more divorce

worries for couples distracted by phones. The evidence is in. You can either touch your spouse

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