Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

For Tottenham, the last few months have been hell.

But for now, they have officially avoided the EFL.

It's been an injury-plagued season filled with tactical intrigue,

and quite embarrassing for a founding member of the European Super League.

But over in East London, there were no celebratory beers, just cock me tears,

as West Ham dropped to the second tier for the first time in 14 years.

In Manchester, there were emotions and goodbyes,

as Pep Guardiola's Manciti reign had its final demise.

But perhaps the Premier League moment of the weekend that was the most sublime was Sunderland qualifying for Europe for the very first time.

Elsewhere, Hull won soccer's most lucrative prize when they beat an opponent that didn't have any spies.

By Munich shocked us all by adding another trophy to their hall.

And in Italy, Como and Roma earned themselves some Champions League bright lights,

while Juventus and Milan will play their continental soccer on Thursday nights.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, Taylor Rockwell's here.

Hello, the Taylor Rockwell.

How's to Taylor Rockwell?

And Bruno Fernandez got the assist record. I don't have a word that I'm with record. The most celebrating Bruno of the weekend. That's right, Taylor. Yes, yes, exactly. Do either of you care about the assist record? Is that a thing? Bruno Fernandez does. His social media tells me so. He sure does. He sure sure does and i feel like you've answered my question

quite expertly thank you graham i mean i don't i don't care no but it's like oh bruno

fernandez got got the assist record that's nice yeah that's cool he's a good player that kind of proves

it to an extent but not really what proves it is by just watching bruno fernandez and you see how

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