Welcome to the Total Soccercer Show Weekend Review.

Man United fans are having a very good day as they're back in the Champions League after three seasons away.

Not only have they returned to the big time under Carrick's rule, but they did it with a league double over Liverpool.

At the other end, the relegation battle is far from done,

as Brentford and Aston Villa conspired to ruin the neutrals fun.

Brentford looked the bees' knees when they destroyed West Ham with ease,

while Spurs beaten Astonville aside,

who seemed way more interested in their Europa League ride.

Elsewhere, Inter, once again, have that Scudetto glow,

while Barcelona can now win the title at next week's Classico.

Ooh, my name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, we've got a power duo.

Graham Lozman's here.

Hello, Graham. How are you?

I'm good, Ryan Bailey.

Just the two of us today on today's show. I like how

today in the UK is Maybank holiday Monday. And so my daughter is off school today. She's downstairs.

And my wife is off work today. And there's two different garden parties happening on either side of my

house. There's one on this side. I hope people can't hear the music because I certainly can. And then there's one, two doors up. And I like that it's the two Brits that are on today's show and the two Americans who are off on the May Bank Holiday Monday. But anyway, that's just the grind set that we have, Ryan Bale, isn't it? That's right. And you've made yourself sound incredibly middle class by having a garden party either side of your house. The estates are like half a mile away on each side though, right? That's right. Yeah. I mean, if anyone has that kind of situation, we all know it's Taylor Rockwell and the grounds that he has at the back of his house. All right, yeah. Well, if you, Graeme, if you need to take a break to go out to the stables to feed horses or anything, let us know.

But we will keep going as a twosome in this one.

And you're right, it is a bank holiday.

So like a holiday day in the UK.

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