From PRX

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends beyond the binary.

It's time for the podcaster who believes you can't get in bed off the wrong foot.

I thought that would sound more witty when I thought of it in my brain. Yeah. get in bed off the wrong foot.

I thought that would sound more witty when I thought of in my brain.

Because you see, you can't start off, isn't there a phrase like starting off in the wrong foot?

I think that's how I'm starting this show.

But whether you like your feet covered or uncovered, you know who talks, who ponderes these things and probes them for possible humor and doesn't always hit the market step for sleep with me.

The podcast that's back on the right track, one step at a time, the podcast that puts you to sleep.

Hey, this is Scoots, and I'm going to talk about something not sleepy at all.

Very important, but not sleep at all. But I also want to be very clear, right, that if you can't

support the show or you don't want to support the podcast, or you like, do you don't want to hear me asking,

you just want to tune me out.

I'm not trying to change anyone's mind.

I keep repeating that.

This is not reverse, reverse psychology.

I'm really only trying to get through to certain listeners who will change the future of the podcast.

And those listeners are people that have already, like,

in their heart decided to support the show. But there's something in their head or their feelings

that's been in the way. You've been putting it off. Do it tomorrow. I'll do it next week. I'll do it

next year. My $7, my $60 does not matter the podcast. Scooter does not really need my help.

You need someone else's help.

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