totally random: made up history

TyRANTS

Ty French

Comedy, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

In this totally random: life update, border control series, Jose’s going “sober” because the muffin man, melatonin nightmares, making friends delete ugly photos of you, talkative massage therapists, loud motorcycles, children’s throwback tv, king twins, made up history, bringing mammoths back, Antarctica is a desert, Jose in his gaming era, the price of sunglasses, the ancestors of dragonflies, Rosa parks could have watched mean girls, babies don’t have kneecaps.

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0:00.0	My name is Thai French and these are my rants.
0:05.0	Welcome to Tyrants.
0:08.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:12.0	Ty the ones are. Ting
0:15.0	on the words on. All we have, no one on it on.
0:17.0	Ting.
0:18.0	Ting.
0:21.0	To Ting. to Tairans.
0:28.0	Hello, Hello, hello, and I'm... Hello, hello and welcome back to Tyarans.
0:30.0	My name is Tairn't to These Where Rans,
0:32.0	and today we are joined by Mrs. Hoseufine Aquerbo.
0:37.0	Woo, I'm back.
0:39.0	Wait, I was waiting for more.
0:41.0	Oh, what else do you want? More adverbs, ad tricks have to describe me. Yes.
0:47.6	Sexy, confident, she is a woman.
0:54.0	What does she say?
0:56.0	I don't really know because I haven't heard the song.
0:59.0	However, I will say, okay, so after me slandering Katie Perry in last Wednesday's episode or two weeks ago, I will say you can you
1:09.3	can use adjectives to describe women and still create a beautiful song.
1:12.8	Oh, 100%.
1:13.8	And Katie Perry has done so in the past.
1:16.9	A deep cut of Katie Perry, one of my favorite songs of hers,
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