Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, up-front opinions,

rant-spants in general, explicit content. But you're here, you're loving it. It is Thursday!

Welcome to Luana, totally extra! Hi! Hi guys! Hi, hi, hi, I'm Louise Ziswin,

she's Anna Williamson and every Thursday we're bringing you extra, extra rant, extra chat, extra

confessions, extra stories, extra you! Guess what? What? It's my birthday tomorrow.

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday we're gonna get this!

That's my birthday. Hey, surety! It's my birthday. Happy birthday, babes. Thanks, I'm um...

How old are you gonna be? 21. Sure. No, I'm gonna be 32. I'm not.

For sure, the rage gap is with... I'm 34. 34, that's for us, yeah.

Oh, still young, still young. Um, still young, still young. Happy birthday darling, would you like a

little lap dance from me and emo? I would. Do you know what I'd like for my birthday?

Maybe I was thinking, I just think that my badge needs a little bit of a lift. Maybe I should get a nice

fat nun. Nice fat nun. Refill the nun flaps. Well, I feel the nun, the nun. It's a bit flat and old now.

You want a puffy badge? Maybe I should get some filler in my badge, a bit of a design of the

vagina. So, well, they do do you fill in your, in your nuns? Yeah, that's what that gemmer Collins had done. But

why'd you want a fat nun? I would do anything to not have a fat nun. I think it's so you've got nice

juicy lips. It's not actually like a fat nun. It's like, she wants to throw up. It's more like...

Look, I'm not, I'm not having that done. But I just do your nuns age. I mean, nuns do age. Do you

think that your nun looks different now that it's reaching 40? I feel like mine is a bit flat.

It's a bit, it's a bit sort of, sort of, sort of, satisfied with our chat because she's a lesbian.

She doesn't want this to happen to her. There it is. There it is. There's the eye roll as well. Best

eye roll of the week. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to have a look in the mirror later.

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