Right my loves, now time to thank our partner for this episode, booking.com.

Okay, tell me this hasn't happened to you. You book a trip. You are feeling very smug, very

organized, only to see something way nicer literally the next day. Always. Do you know what? I

once booked what I thought was a perfect little boutique hotel and then immediately I found a place

that had a private hot tub on the roof.

I was fuming. Oh babe, I once booked a rustic cottage turned up it was rustic all right. No Wi-Fi,

no heating and a pig in the garden who looked like he wanted to fight me. Well, this is why I've learned

a lesson. You need to actually see all the options before you commit.

And that, my friends, is where booking.com is just brilliant.

Yes, they have got everything all in one place.

So you can browse, compare, be nosy and actually find the perfect fit rather than panic booking whatever pops up first. Yeah, true. So whether you are dreaming of a stylish city hotel, a cozy countryside cottage or a beachy apartment for pretending you're in a rom-com.

Or a trip with a family, girls' weekend or a romantic night away, whatever the occasion. Booking.com makes it easy to book anywhere in the world.

Yep. And honestly, it just takes the stress out of all of it. All the options, all in one place,

no pigs. So find your perfect holiday rental on booking.com, booking dot yeah.

This is a global player original podcast. Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest,

upfront opinions, rants,

and general explicit content, but you know you love it. Happy New Year! Do you know what's

been cool? So last year, we fell on Christmas Day, the 25th and this year, isn't it great?

Yes. We started the year and it's the first of bloody January and we've just hit you. Bish, bash, wallop, caping, pronging. Right in the badge. With an episode on the 1st of January. There's nothing cleaner than a Monday. A cleaner. It's the first of January. It's nothing cleaner than it'd be in a Thursday.

What is cleaner that it's the first and you're getting Luanna episodes? Can I just say, Lou, we are precisely 11 seconds into 2026 Luana and we've already become so Luanna in that we can't even get the frigging day right.

Who knows what fucking day it is, okay?

We've voted a lot on.

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