TOTALLY EXTRA: Hamster Balls, G7 goes to Cornwall and a lack of Greggs Dummies
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2021
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: a hamster tumour turns out to be testicles, the irony of the G7 summit, a petty polly, an embarrassing period moment, a sand eater and why are the bakeries empty at lunchtime?
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| 0:00.0 | Be warned it's Luana and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, |
| 0:04.1 | rant, spence in general explicit content but you're here you're buzzing it's Thursday and you're loving it |
| 0:10.8 | but a bap bap bap welcome to Luana totty extra i'm Louise this man oh la jesus christ that's |
| 0:18.5 | Anna williamson and every Thursday we're bringing you extra extra rants extra charts extra |
| 0:24.4 | confessions extra stories this is an episode all about you for you our fabulous low fanions |
| 0:32.4 | um shall we say all fanions welcome shall we kick off with Rita Rita let's do it shall a |
| 0:39.0 | message from Rita she says hi girls my work colleagues found this story funny so i thought i |
| 0:45.2 | should tell you guys i've wanted a pet since i'm here with my boyfriend back in December i've |
| 0:50.6 | been pleading for any type of animal finally he gave in and for my birthday i got a hamster |
| 0:58.8 | called pickle everyone is laughing at me because i treat him like my child last night i noticed |
| 1:07.6 | some lumps on his bum and he was walking funny like he was dragging himself for long so three |
| 1:13.3 | a.m. i was lying on the rug crying thinking oh my god i've loved this hamster so much i've killed |
| 1:19.6 | it it's got a tumour fast forward ten minutes i googled it turns out hamster stick their testicles |
| 1:26.5 | out when they're hot case closed panic over i'm again hamster mom after all i was crying over |
| 1:33.6 | pictures his bollocks i didn't know that what they sort of it's drugged them i didn't know that |
| 1:42.4 | when they get hot the hamster balls i want to see a picture of it i'm going to google this let's |
| 1:47.2 | google hamster i'm going to google hot hamster hot hamster balls i reckon that a lot of dodgy |
| 1:55.1 | things are going to come up yeah well i'm just thinking i should be careful what i google otherwise |
| 1:59.2 | i'll be struck off a therapy list our hamsters balls dangerous oh no that's i can hamster ball |
| 2:06.3 | oh oh i've got a picture wow look at the size of these balls all right i've got i've got |
| 2:12.8 | i've got a hamster bollocks coming at me from every direction from him oh and lue oh my god |
| 2:18.0 | oh my god luffanians if you have never looked at hamster balls you have to google it they are |
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