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The Commercial Break

Total Eclipse of the Dussy

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself? Bryan fights a possum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.

0:04.0

Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to summer's biggest events,

0:09.1

including music festivals, the Away for Euro 2024 and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.

0:14.0

G.B 18-plus only, promotion ends 19th of May for full season sees

0:17.0

visit coke. UK. UK slash app slash summer 2024. Done Elm Light, Light, had my garden shining.

0:25.0

And when I'm feeling,

0:28.0

Outfrest go, these outdoor chairs are great for dining.

0:34.0

Do you want ice and liming?

0:36.0

You want the one then I want...

0:38.0

Make the most of your outdoor space with garden furniture and accessories from 15 pounds and find everything you want all

0:44.5

under one roof at Dunelm the home of homes shop in store and online today.

0:49.5

See to y'all I only appear to be riding a bicycle but to me I'm putting miles between me and a dirty bitch

1:07.0

On this episode of the commercial break. Yeah, I'm so glad we get to do all of our masturbating at home.

1:11.0

Yeah, it's the private.

1:12.0

The internet has brought us privacy.

1:13.7

I can do it wherever I want, whatever I want.

1:16.2

I mean, well, not here, but, you know,

1:18.1

not at this household.

1:19.2

But there is six to seven seconds a day

1:21.0

when you get privacy, so if you're quick about it you can figure

1:23.7

it out.

1:24.7

I'm just going to be like, hey hunt, I'm going to go fill up my dune popcorn bucket.

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