The Wrinkle Tinkle

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.
0:04.0	Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to summer's biggest events,
0:09.1	including music festivals, the Away for Euro 2024 and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.
0:14.0	G.B 18-plus only, promotion ends 19th of May for full season sees
0:17.0	visit coke. UK. UK slash app slash summer 2024. Done Elm Light, Light, had my garden shining.
0:25.0	And when I'm feeling,
0:28.0	Outfrest go, these outdoor chairs are great for dining.
0:34.0	Do you want ice and liming?
0:36.0	You want the one then I want...
0:38.0	Make the most of your outdoor space with garden furniture and accessories from 15 pounds and find everything you want all
0:44.5	under one roof at Dunelm the home of homes shop in store and online today.
0:49.2	That's unfortunate that you've never eaten one ass.
0:53.0	That's really good.
0:54.0	I'm going to be vulnerable for a second.
0:57.0	I have a thing called inverse psoriasis, which is I get psoriasis
1:02.0	in the cracks of my body.
1:04.0	So my butt crack is actually, it's like flaky,
1:10.0	like dandruff on the head, but in my assholes so if someone were to just go chomped down on my
1:14.8	ass they would just get skin flakes like sprinkles right down their throat and it's not
1:19.7	pleasant. Get a pet egg. You want me to pumist on my asshole?
1:24.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:31.0	If anybody was looking for this old ass body, I would be on there in a heartbeat.
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