Tostitos w/ Dan Pashman (The Sporkful)
Mike and Tom Eat Snacks
Realm
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff. |
| 0:05.0 | I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know. |
| 0:11.0 | Interviews with people who will make you smarter. |
| 0:14.0 | Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline? |
| 0:19.0 | Paula don't! |
| 0:20.0 | Can't people just listen to the show? |
| 0:23.0 | Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of information? |
| 0:26.5 | I think I'm bleeding. |
| 0:27.9 | Join us and be a nobody. |
| 0:36.3 | In fact, all those guys, they brought their tostitos, they walk in the party, they see some asshole brought a vegetable football stadium. |
| 0:44.3 | No, these guys are going to talk about that. |
| 0:47.6 | Oh, are you kidding me? |
| 0:49.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.0 | The next 20 years that are going to be talking about that. |
| 0:52.5 | When they're sitting at lunch on the girder, they're going to be like, can you believe that? |
| 0:57.5 | I don't even know what it was. |
| 0:59.2 | Remember that guy? |
| 1:01.1 | What a moot. |
| 1:07.4 | Michael, I'm going to need you to try to just tone down the enthusiasm a little bit. |
| 1:12.7 | Okay, I'll try. |
| 1:13.8 | Good luck with that. |
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