give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

Morris boy detective I am starting to have doubts Jordan about what I call the

app economy okay I mean I think it's going great the app economy we've got a

lot of you know freedom to pursue our many interests you don't have you know

health insurance getting in the way we're not you know spending all our time in a

doctor's office we're out there hustling you know first and foremost if I'm

anything it's I'm a techno utopia sure yeah and I really believed in my heart

that the app economy was not just helping America dominate the other

nations of the world but also helping guys all of us have better lives but

something really shook my sort of my confidence in it the other day okay I'm

gonna paint your picture I'm maybe 35% of the way through my dinner I love

paintings what are we talking about oils acrylics what do you got bring them on

more please I'm gonna do oils so I'm maybe 35% of the way through my dinner it's a

good dinner but it dinners not what's on my mind Jordan and you can guess what's

on my mind it's pie okay this whole time there's a pie in the in the fridge

or coolant on the window so where's this where's this pie so this is the this is

the problem I have a fucking pie there's no pie in my entire house and I'm not

gonna go and make a pie right but all I can think about I mean I'm eating I'm

eating a nice spinach salad nice summer tomatoes all my yards all my little

pea brain can think about pie pie pie pie pie now do you know how that thought

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