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Thank you Nick. Have a lovely break.

We begin today with a story, well, it's not funny, but I must confess last night, I very nearly tweeted a comparison of the current Conservative government to a carry-on film.

And then I sort of thought that wouldn't actually be fair upon the victims of their misbehaviour because there is nothing funny, of course, about sex pests.

This morning I woke to discover that the latest conservative, senior conservative,

to be caught up in a sex scandal, on this occasion reportedly groping two men at a private

members club, is actually called Mr Pinscher. So the carry-on gag would have landed perhaps even

harder than I expected. We'll have a look at what would happen in your place of work if somebody

was essentially confessing to this sort of conduct.

And spare a thought for the Halifax bank customers who didn't know they were allowed to bank somewhere else.

On your radio.

This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after ten is the time, and it is Groundhog Day.

There is a story in the newspaper about how civil servants are being urged to return to the office.

We just checked the date. The last time

Ben and Jerry's were in the news was a couple of years ago when they were under attack from

Pretty Patel for objecting to refugee policies. You have a tale about Nadine Dorris putting her

foot in her mouth on this occasion by getting rugby league mixed up with rugby union, which is, of course,

you know, a forgivable mistake to make if you don't follow rugby or aren't familiar

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