Tortoise Sex God with Sabrina Jalees
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Justin from The Generation Y, and we're doing a four-part series |
| 0:03.7 | on rambling the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack |
| 0:08.7 | and held at Rikers Island for three years without trial. This story is about a young life caught |
| 0:14.4 | in the middle of the justice system. Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your |
| 0:19.2 | podcasts. I don't think it was a moment of madness. I think it was almost like a business transaction. |
| 0:24.9 | The thing that made my sense to him was to get rid of him. |
| 0:28.4 | Season nine of 10fold more wicked is now available on exactly right. New episodes every Monday. |
| 0:35.1 | Follow the show on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:40.2 | You ready, Scotty? Oh yeah, I'm in a great mood today. |
| 0:43.9 | Now perfect. Well, 100-year-old tortoise, sex god, retires after making 800 species saving babies. |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah, that's that's hot and that is bananas. |
| 1:23.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the bananas. I'm your host, Kurt Brown-Oller. |
| 1:26.8 | And I'm the other one, Scotty Landis. Kurt, how was your week? How you feeling? |
| 1:31.7 | I'm feeling good. I'm feeling I'm feeling positive. I'm feeling excited. In case you guys, |
| 1:37.2 | it's your first time listening. There's a podcast all about strange news, |
| 1:41.3 | fascinating absurdity of our world. And we have a fantastic guest to bring on. I'm so excited |
| 1:49.6 | about her. You might have seen her on Carol's second act, which I wanted to call like |
| 1:54.9 | Mustard's last stand, but it's definitely Carol's second act. She's got a Netflix 15-minute |
| 2:00.9 | that you can check out. Also, her podcast Goody Goody, please. Welcome to the show. |
| 2:06.5 | One of the funniest and most enjoyable people to be around in comedy Sabrina Jalees. |
| 2:11.6 | Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were going to do a sincere thing at the end. I love that. |
| 2:16.5 | Thank you so much. I feel stress-druck. I love bananas. I love you guys. |
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