Tortle Tank: Passive Eggcome

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss plot armor, potion gambling, and goo.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Total Tank, everybody.
0:08.8	Sploosh, Bluze.
0:11.0	Sploog.
0:12.0	Sploog.
0:13.0	Sploge.
0:14.0	Sploge.
0:15.0	Sploge.
0:16.0	Sploge.
0:17.0	Throwing to Jay Kerwitch.
0:19.0	I think as an actual inch. Shalow hatchlings and thanks for tuning in.
0:25.3	Shelcom to Tortal Tank, an exciting show or shell for those who think outside the box
0:31.5	turtle.
0:33.0	I'm Lake Turtwitz, along with your celebrity host, Shellmally Wax Board,
0:39.0	flying surfy,
0:40.6	and of course we've got called Shell Turtle Stanner.
0:43.8	Let's guide in.
0:45.8	Thank you for the intro.
0:48.4	Turtle Stanner.
0:49.8	Jesus.
0:52.7	The intro, I feel like I'm front row at like a pop music concert.
0:58.4	I'm cheering for Sabrina up there.
1:00.5	I'm a big stand for a classic pop music concert.
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