Tortle Tank: Fighting Birds, Mediocre Gods, and The Hyper Light Cannon

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss the Aarakocra Problem and The God of Mediocrity, as well as a multitude of new magic items. Let's dive right in!

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0:00.0	Greetings, Nad Poles.
0:02.1	Call Roll here with a very special announcement for a little show called The Critical Roll
0:06.2	Podcast.
0:07.2	Now, if you've somehow never heard of them, then good god are you in luck.
0:11.8	Because the Critical Roll is the home of a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors who get together
0:16.2	to play tabletop role-playing games, and they have a huge and wonderful backlog of content
0:20.7	just waiting for you to discover.
0:23.0	Your Game Master, Matthew Mercer, who, fun fact, is also the voice actor for some of my
0:27.3	favorite anime character, Shada Jotaro Kujo, will guide you through a world of glorious,
0:32.4	imagination and improvisation with a group of the finest, collaborative storytellers
0:37.2	the world over.
0:38.8	They have D&D campaigns like Exandria Unlimited, as well as talk shows like Forceted Dive,
0:44.6	and a growing collection of one shots too.
0:48.0	Critical Roll is a fun, nerdy good time, and we know you'll love it because we love
0:52.1	it, and honestly, it's not even a stretch to say our show wouldn't exist without it.
0:57.2	So if you haven't yet, listen to Critical Roll, wherever you listen to podcasts.
1:01.7	Okay, that's all for me.
1:03.7	Roll, you later.
1:10.0	This is a headgun podcast.
1:15.0	Hey there, fighters, and shellcasters alike.
1:22.4	Thank you for tuning in to The Tortell Tank, the show where wise investment turtles review
1:26.4	and invest in your home brew pitches.
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