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🗓️ 1 September 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts take a look at some, dice-heavy damage mods, a way to store nat 20's AND invent a revolutionary new way to flip coins. Let's dive right in!
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0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
0:05.6 | Greetings, mad pulls. |
0:06.9 | Hallroll here with a very special announcement for a little show called The Critical Role |
0:11.2 | Podcast. |
0:12.2 | Now, if you've somehow never heard of them, then good god are you in luck, because the |
0:16.8 | critical role is the home of a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors who get together to play tabletop |
0:21.9 | role-playing games, and they have a huge and wonderful backlog of content just waiting |
0:26.3 | for you to discover. |
0:27.8 | Our Game Master, Matthew Mercer, who, fun fact, is also the voice actor for some of my favorite |
0:32.6 | anime character, Shada Jotaro Kujo, will guide you through a world of glorious, imagination |
0:37.9 | and improvisation with a group of the finest, collaborative storytellers the world over. |
0:43.6 | They have D&D campaigns like Exandria Unlimited, as well as talk shows like Forcited Dive, |
0:49.5 | and a growing collection of one shots too. |
0:52.8 | Critical Role is a fun, nerdy good time, and we know you'll love it because we love it, |
0:57.3 | and honestly, it's not even a stretch to say our show wouldn't exist without it. |
1:02.0 | So if you haven't yet, listen to Critical Role, wherever you listen to podcast. |
1:06.7 | Okay, that's all for me. |
1:08.7 | Role, you later. |
1:10.7 | Shalom, Tortles, and Tertuses! |
1:20.9 | Welcome! |
1:22.4 | And thank you very much for tuning in. |
1:25.6 | I cannot chortle. |
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