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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Torso in the Mail

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The D.A.W.G.Z. shoot the breeze about Shane's trip to Indiana and then engage in some dump talk before being joined by a powerful freaking duo where they talk about S-E-X and haterz and then the whole things spills into the paytch.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh man, we're here, dude. We're in the motherfucking building shop.

0:04.0

Already talking shop. I just wiped my fucking ass.

0:06.0

Yeah, well, wiped his butt to start the cast.

0:08.0

Shit two hours ago, wiped my ass.

0:10.0

That's good now.

0:11.0

Yeah.

0:12.0

Wait, you wiped your ass then also, obviously.

0:14.0

I did, but it was like, it was a public dump, so I was like, you know.

0:18.0

That happens. You rushed it.

0:20.0

Yeah, it wasn't. I took like, actually, it was like I had been holding it in all day long so it was like you know when you like I was writing a paper about like well. It's like a whole thing, but I was talking about uh like the sexual urges basically yeah and

0:35.6

like how like I was like damn it's so weird we have like these hormones that just like our

0:39.5

just like our weener region fills up with like a hormone feeling we're like we just like

0:43.6

meet someone you're like oh I want to fuck this out of you you know we get these bad

0:47.4

feelings I'm not that bad but we get driven by hormones so I'm thinking about that and

0:51.7

then I had a poop so bad my

0:53.7

fucking butt zone was pulsing with the poop feeling I was just like oh my God dude yeah

0:58.0

which is weird yeah that was just yeah exactly it drives you to go do something

1:02.1

did take a dump in the hospital?

1:03.8

I went in hungry or you know, you start to get a boner.

1:06.5

You're like, all right, I got a creep out of here.

1:08.3

I had a butt boner.

1:09.0

Yeah.

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