Topper Sundquist and Heavy Metal – EP 841

The Dork Forest

Jackie Kashian

Comedy

4.8 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Topper Sundquist (of the pocast @CusslerHustlers) has been a lifetime fan of Heavy Metal and he picks bands from 1995 to NOW. Did you know there’s new Metal bands. Yes. Everyone else knew. I learned!! Enjoy. Donate to The Dork Forest if you like the show. The paypal email ⁠⁠jackie@jackiekashian.com⁠⁠ and venmo is @jackiekashian. There is MERCH: ⁠⁠www.JackieKashianStore.com⁠⁠ is the direct. Links to everything is at ⁠⁠⁠www.dorkforest.com⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠www.jackiekashian.com⁠⁠⁠ Extra TDF/standup and a storytelling album are available here: ⁠⁠https://thedorkforest.bandcamp.com/⁠⁠ YouTube has the videos: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JackieKashianInc⁠⁠ And it's @jackiekashian on all the social mediaz. Audio and Video by Patrick Brady Music is by Mike Ruekberg

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Dork Forest. Jackie and her pals will never bore us.
0:08.3	Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.
0:14.7	So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dorkdown for a while.
0:21.6	Hi, Rangers of the Dork Forest. It's me, Jackie Cation, and you are listening to the Dork
0:26.0	Forrest. You can go to the websites, Jackie Cachia.com and Dorkforrest.com.
0:30.9	Jackie Cachian.com has Dorkforrest.com. It has the audio links. It has the video links to my
0:36.4	YouTube. It has all of my dates for stand-up comedy.
0:39.7	It has all the merch. It's got Doric Forest merch and stand-up merch and all of my CDs and DVDs if you have those
0:46.3	devices. Other things you can do, band camp. There's a band camp with a very old episode. Some of them
0:52.3	are free. And then there's a storytelling album that you can get
0:55.5	on my band camp. And I'm on Pandora and Spotify. It is 2025. And feel free to start donating to the
1:03.8	Dork Forest. Yeah. It costs me about 10 grand a year to put this up. If everybody donated $100 every year, if everybody just handed me
1:12.7	$100 every time they saw me, or PayPal, Venmo, then I would have, I think about 10 grand.
1:22.1	I don't know, but I would have enough money to run this and probably buy myself lunch.
1:29.0	And I'm a big fan of doing the show. I'll do it anyway. But if you have 100 bucks, send me 100 bucks. If you have two bucks,
1:33.9	send me two bucks. You can do it monthly on PayPal. There's buttons all over my website.
1:39.9	And my Venmo is just my name. No hyphen, Jackie Cashation. I'm wearing a red shirt. Let's get into the show.
1:46.9	Oh my God, it's still me, Jackie Cation. This is the third one I'm doing in a row. And so it's gotten
1:53.5	darker, you guys outside. But it's fun, Dork Forest. This one, we haven't done this one at a while.
2:00.5	And I'm sure Brian Pussain's going to be sad because what I've got here is I've got Topper Sunquist with me. Topper sunquist. That's right. The greatest name that I've heard in a long time. Congratulations, Topper. The other half of Custlers hustlers. Cuslerustler Hustlers, singular on the Custler?
2:20.3	Singular.
2:21.3	Because it's just one guy who's writing those books about, what's his name, Dick, Prick, Dirk.
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