Ian, Ian, wake up. Wake up, Ian, come on, come on.

Five more minutes and stop poking me.

We've got to record the podcast and you've got all the duvet.

Oh dear, so many of who are going to think that's true.

We did actually spend the night in the same hotel, didn't we?

Indeed, but not under the same duvet.

No.

Explain to people.

It was too hot.

I'm too hot.

Explain to people where we really are to stop the room.

We are in the Radio X and Radio Heart Studios at Global Radio, and I've

just done some selfies which will give my boss a heart attack when I've announced a new show

on Heart. I think we'd be quite good on Heart 80s, don't you? Well, you've got that sort of

musical taste. Lack of musical taste.

By the way, the seat that you're sitting in was about four years ago.

I interviewed Olivia Newton-John in the studio, and she sat exactly where you're sitting.

Does that make you John Travolta?

No, it makes me think, let's get physical, physical.

Let's not spoil sport right let me tell everyone what we're going to be talking about in the podcast today there's a lot to get through we're going

no i can't do that i'm going to say we don't talk no we are going to talk about cliff richard

because i think that's one of the big stories of the week we're going to be talking about whipping which you're an expert on i gather we're going to talk about Cliff Richard, because I think that's one of the big stories of the week. We're going to be talking about whipping, which you're an expert on, I gather.

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