Top Time Traveler - Barry Allen, Phillip J Fry, and the Round of 32

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Great Scott! This week on the show we eliminate half of the field to bring everything to an even 32 in the Top Time Traveler bracket. Emily comes on to clear up a bit of vampire lore. Nando posits that The Flash may be the worst time traveler in history and DJ tries to figure out what the plot of Terminator: Genesys was all about.

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0:00.0	What's going on, I'm D-J.
0:10.9	And this is Matt Brackett says episode 116.
0:12.7	Woo!
0:13.0	We got no guest.
0:15.3	No.
0:15.5	Screw them.
0:16.1	We don't need them.
0:16.7	Ever.
0:17.2	We don't need anybody.
0:18.1	We never even really had a guest, honestly.
0:20.0	And no guest is my favorite if we ever did have one.
0:22.1	I just do the voice of the person. And sometimes... Yeah, but they're not like, our guest? Well, sometimes... Well, are you saying that if they were vampires, they wouldn't follow the rules of vampires? Because we did invite the people, right? Yeah, I guess. That's how we always... That's the foolproof method that determines whether or not people coming on to the show are or not vampires.
0:21.6	Vampire weakness. people, right? Yeah, I guess. That's how we always, that's the full proof method that determines
0:37.7	whether or not people coming on to the show are or are not vampires. Vampire weaknesses are very
0:42.2	weird. Can we go over some vampire weaknesses? We'll go in the ones where it's like strongest
0:47.2	makes sense. Yeah. So number one sunlight. I get it. They're like being darkness and like sun is
0:53.0	bad. All right. Number two, stake through the heart. Oh, you're going to put steak before. Silver? I thought that was werewolves. Oh, yeah, you're right. Doesn't Blade have specific kind of silver nitrate bullets or something? Blade never fights for werewolves. Four vampires. Silver's weird, but sometimes silver's weak. Depending on where you are, silver's just weak to everything that's bad. Mm-hmm. But... I'm checking us right now. Silver vampire weakness. Um, I think it is. Yeah? I think it's not a great one. All right, so let's do silver.
1:27.7	Okay.
1:28.3	Like, I'm down with silver being a weakness because, you know, it's silver. It's, you know, it's pretty rare and, you know, like, where do you get, like, you know, something that's silver? Right. Then we go to some wooden steak through the heart. Now, does it have to be a wooden steak? What if it's made of iron or something?
1:25.1	Obviously silver's going to hurt.
1:26.2	Well, it has to be a wooden steak
1:27.3	because if I remember correctly
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