I think about these would have been disappointed that I ordered an oyster po-boy sandwich instead of something crab-related.

But we did have a crab-based appetizer yesterday about these pretzels with cheese and crab baked in as an app.

So that was delicious.

Nice.

So I didn't disappoint you by not getting crabs by main fried oyster pole boy.

It's hard for me to pass it up when I see it on a menu and Jimmy's famous yesterday.

All right, let's get into the Jux Sports page here.

Break down what happened in the World O Sports last night.

During the break, Jason asked me who won the Boston Marathon?

Because I just mentioned,

I saw a story that Chelsea Clinton finished in three hours and 40 minutes.

A canyon won in two hours,

one minute and 52 seconds.

And what's that?

2.

Oh, my gosh.

Mile per hour average.

Anybody broken that down?

No. The mile per hour. That seems like that's a world record. You can do the math. You're going to like 4.40, 5 minutes, 5 minute miles. That's what you mean. Not like he's running 8 miles per hour type thing. Like what's his pace? I guess that's what I should have said. What was his pace? Yeah, it's probably about... I think you're right that it's about 440, 445. That's very absurd. Yeah. It's basically a sprint for 26 miles. Yeah. They're unhuman. I don't know how those guys do it. And then the woman finished first place, two hours, 18 minutes and 51 seconds. I mean, that's absurd. I know it's stupid. I mean, it's crazy. But by the way, I'm no Chelsea fan, but that's a pretty impressive time by her, too. Right? She's got a couple of kids. Three hours, 40 minutes. Yeah, I mean, it's super impressive. Said she did that even though she fell at some point. Yeah, I mean, good on her. Super impressive. Anyway, the sports page is brought to you by our good friends at Open Road. Elevate your home bar with Open Road distilling spirits locally crafted in Restin, Virginia. I was there for dinner last night. Very good. Brought the wife and daughters to the distillery for dinner. What'd you have? I had the Beria casidia. Get that. Beeria, so good. It's phenomenal. Hadn't heard beeria before like three or four years? What does that mean? It's just like a cheese, like a cheese baked in with the meat a certain way. and then you dip it like in a gravy.

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