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The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:13.6 | Main Street Bank member FDIC, Equal Housing Opportunity, Lender, 8006361067 is the text number. Jason usually reads the text. I haven't read a text to the jockey's text line. I don't know how it works. In probably two decades. I don't know how to get to it. I think Valdees can get to it. Valdez and Jason are the keepers of the text. Do people still use it? Is it still a thing? Yeah, every now and that. Yeah, yeah. All right. Hey, by the way, I want to give another shout out to Offenbockers and Crop Metcalfe. They were out there yesterday. Mostly it was a crop that was out there yesterday for about full eight hours. Oh, that's a full day. Installing this thing. And, man, they got it working. And it's amazing. I bet it is. If you want to go in there and get a good sweat. Does it get hot in there? It gets hot in there. Yep, Nellie would be proud. Is the sauna at Norbeck now? Is it going to be down its top customer? Eric Bickle. I mean, I'll still use it some as a matter of convenience, but, man, it's, it's great cakes. A lot of sweating. It gets up to, it takes basically 20 minutes. They get up to about 194 degrees. Okay. Which is plenty. Sure, I would guess. And yesterday, I just, I don't know, I decided for whatever reason, I would use my Offenbockers hot tub. And then I would go downstairs and outside. And I would venture down to the, my hot tub's outside, but they're on two different level. Look at this man of leisure. Then I would go venture down. I know my wife said we have to make dinner. And I go, well, first I got to to hit balls then I got to go in the hot tub and then I got to try out the sauna. |
| 1:49.6 | I mean it's like it's like you're at a five-star resort. |
| 1:53.5 | It's like he's at the four seasons. You know, I've carved out a nice life. |
| 1:59.8 | I know, but like you don't have to leave your house. You can be like a hermit your entire life. It's true. It's true. But I did learn it's probably not great to do 20 minutes in the hot tub and then 20 minutes in the sauna. You turn into a raise. I mean, I've been the flag waiver for that for years. |
| 2:18.2 | It's just, you know that. |
| 2:19.4 | It's just, it's too much at one time. Just dehydrating yourself too much. Believe me, I had water with me the whole time. Yeah. But when I came out of there, I mean, I was so wiped out. Water. I had to go just sit down upstairs and relax a little bit. You had to relax from your relax. |
| 2:33.3 | I had to go upstairs. |
| 2:36.1 | My wife just said, yeah, I'm sit down upstairs and relax a little bit you had to relax from your relaxing i had to go upstairs |
| 2:35.9 | my wife just said yeah i made dinner i just made dinner and i went you had to just get this |
| 2:41.7 | straight you had to relax from your hot tub and your sauna yes because you're a wiped out i was wiped out |
| 2:47.5 | from all my relaxation um and then and then i took it took... What a life. Then I took a shower and it further just sapped me. Yeah. I just had to just like sit. You had nothing left. I just had to sit in my underwear like on my bed for a few minutes. You had to gather yourself. I had to gather myself. I didn't want to like pass out right understood too much leisure so |
| 3:09.3 | so much leisure but i got to thank them it's unbelievable i'm going to sell some saunas for them |
| 3:15.9 | i'm sure you are i mean it just there's nothing better it's sauna season baby it's sauna season |
| 3:20.8 | man let's freaking go let's go so i'll post some more like pictures and videos |
| 3:26.0 | you know over the next few weeks doesn't have the the the old school like rocks that you pour |
| 3:31.4 | the water over yep the whole that's the one i wanted you can get whatever you can get it in for red |
| 3:35.5 | but i wanted one with the heater with the rocks got it um but honestly i didn't even pour any what you didn't even need it's so hot i mean you can sit there and play with the heater with the rocks. Got it. But honestly, I didn't even pour any water. You didn't even need it. It's so hot. I mean, you can sit there and play with the steam if you want. Did it steam up your phone? Did your phone go? It was good. The one at the club actually gets up to about 210 degrees. And that sometimes my phone malfunctioned. I would guess yeah 194 though it's it still works |
| 4:00.8 | just let us know if you and dina ever get intimate in there that'd be interesting you want me |
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