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The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 23 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to OpenLine Thursday. I just saw one of the descriptions on the calls, and it made me laugh. So we'll have to go to that call at some point. OpenLine Thursday is brought you by Window Nation. Searching for new windows and doors. Search WindowNation.com. They're windows. They're measured to fit the first time and installed by experts to last. Wind donation for your home because it's where Jason, fill in the blank. That's where you live. That's where you live. That's where you live. What do you want to do? You wanted to go to a call? Let's go to Peter. It is open on Thursday, right, Kay? It is open on Thursday. Is this Peter from Burke? It is Peter from the Burke. He's like the first one up. He gets in line first. |
| 0:38.1 | But yeah, of course, you can steer the show if you want. 800 636-1067. We'll just sit back and chill. Peter, what's up, buddy? You know, with the junk. Good morning, Junkers. You need to give Unfunny Ben his purple heart for the day for having to screen my call it, 6.1 a. Yeah, he deserves it. |
| 0:54.6 | Hey, you all had a hypothetical a while back about would you accept the kidney to screen my call it 601A. Yeah, he deserves it. |
| 0:59.2 | Hey, y'all had a hypothetical a while back about would you accept a kidney from a listener. |
| 1:01.2 | So I think my name actually came up. |
| 1:02.1 | Hold on, we did. |
| 1:03.4 | I remember vaguely. |
| 1:04.6 | We said it was last week. |
| 1:07.3 | Well, who wouldn't accept a kidney from a listener? |
| 1:12.3 | Well, on my list are Jason and Valdez. |
| 1:15.8 | I'm a working stiff, so Jason would not want a brokey kidney. |
| 1:17.1 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:18.2 | Shocker. |
| 1:18.8 | Right. |
| 1:20.3 | He wanted a rich guy's kidney. |
| 1:21.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.8 | And it's well established that Valdez knows I don't have a funny bone in my entire body, nor a funny kidney. He doesn't want a unfunny kidney. Yeah, you can't have a dog. You can't have a dull kidney. You give yours to Ben. I don't know. It would just be weird, I feel like. To have a listener's kidney. Like I would, if you'd owe him a lot. Yeah. If I, I would rather have a Randos kidney. You're being so indebted to him. Yeah. I understand you can't pick and choose what organs you're getting donated to. |
| 1:47.9 | I would rather have a Randos kidney You'd be so indebted to him Yeah I understand you can't pick and choose what organs you're getting donated to I would take anybody as long as it was healthy But I know what you mean And this came up because we're talking about Selena Gomez And allegedly she didn't invite the kidney donor To the wedding or something Everything I am you owe me with my liver and my kidneys I think I'd have to turn down Rom's kidney. I just would guess his is not very functional. It would assume it's gone through the proper testing. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm sure his is fairly diseased. I'd raise an eyebrow. Yeah. It's been filtering a lot of crap in his body. Yeah. I mean, Peter, are you like a big boozer? |
| 2:18.3 | Yeah, you're a clean liver? |
| 2:19.3 | Drug abuser. |
| 3:07.5 | No, well, the, the, the punchline has actually did have some kidney stones removed recently, so I'm not sure you bought by kidney, but I was, I was thinking of EB going in for the procedure because, you know, he always talks about how you, how you present. Yeah. So that did make me laugh. I'm probably between a rom and a cakes, you know what I'm saying. So, you know. Oh, he's now holding it. Yeah. It's embarrassing. Yeah, you got to prepare properly. I once had, they thought I had something, and I had to go into one of those things with the urologists, and they literally, they cut a hole in the sheet, and your Johnson is there, and mine literally look like a cricket. I mean, it was just nothing there. There's a spotlight, right on the whole. All the nurses came in. You're definitely nervous. They were trying to find it. I mean, it was really bad. Bad. All right, thanks, Peter. I think your shelf life for your call is fully expired. Yeah, got to know when to get out. See you later, Peter from Burke. It's got to Henry. It is an open line Thursday. It is. Talk about whatever you want. Henry, what's up, buddy? y'all with the Junkies. Hey, fellas. Good morning. Good morning. How are you, bud? Morning. Hey, fellas, look like we getting ready going to a new, uh, disappointing wizard season without a true center. Because we don't have a true center. You don We don't have a true center. |
| 3:42.2 | You don't think SARS is a center? I mean, SARS' center won. But, I mean, how much bigger do you want? It's modern-day NBA. Yeah, I mean, he plays the way, I guess, a modern center plays. But it's not like true center. What do you want, Patrick Ewing posting up? You want a Keem Olajuwon? It's not going to happen. |
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