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Jason quick before we get into the sports page yesterday I don't know kind of in a week

moment my wife was just she was ranting a little bit about all the junk around the house

okay and she's like I need you to go outside and take apart that trampoline. Oh. So I can call somebody to take it. Yeah. And then she said, and we need to get rid of the lacrosse goal. We're not using that anymore. Yeah. Bounce back. Declutter. And the speakers that are in the garage, you know, and I said, do you know how long it would

take me to take apart that trampoline? Just the trampoline alone, because I had to do that.

And it was because it's been in place for so long, like those tubes of metal, it's like they're eternally fused together. They're impossible to get apart. So I had to enlist my brother-in-law, who's actually manly and can fix things. He brought a big ass, like, a saw that can cut through steel. Right, and just chopped it up. Chopped it up. And then I did the grunt work and loaded it into my dumb car and brought it to the dump.

But you can't do that by yourself. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Look, the fact is I'm not doing any of that. And she's like, you got to do this, got to do this. And she says, we're just, our house is a junkyard. We just have to get rid of it. You know, she finally had had her boiling point.

Right.

And then i said well

she said i said i'm just i don't even know where to start i wouldn't even know sure what to do

so she said i'm calling somebody right so she one 800 got jump okay okay and i said okay

just please don't throw away my golf net, my golf bat, Matt.

Please don't, please don't throw away anything that I'm currently using, please.

Right.

And then I went to the golf course.

Yeah.

And I came back, and sure enough, 1-800 got junk came same day.

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