Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
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Bald Move
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. Welcome back to another first run bald movie tonight. We've been waiting 20 years |
| 0:06.9 | for this movie to come out. More 35 years. |
| 0:11.2 | Thirty three years. Since the fall of Nazi Germany, we waited for another Top Gun. |
| 0:18.0 | And tonight we saw a special early engagement where they gave us a poster and a pin. I felt real |
| 0:22.5 | special, Jim. Top Gun, Maverick Impossible. What did you think of this? What did you think of this film? |
| 0:32.2 | I thought it was great. I really enjoyed my two hours and 11 minutes in the theater. |
| 0:39.1 | Watching the borderline too old for this shit, Tom Cruise, just barely on the ragged edge. He |
| 0:49.8 | is the Maverick of Defying Age. It's pretty impressive. He's still there. He's still got it. |
| 0:56.8 | Some of these these hard banking scenes though, we're almost comical in a way. |
| 1:01.5 | I had that in my note. My notes say this is badass, but also a little silly in referring to the |
| 1:08.2 | nineties. Yeah. Yeah. That stuff's good. Man, this movie is exciting. This movie's got a lot of heart. |
| 1:14.4 | Not certain about its premise. We were talking about this on the way home from the theater, |
| 1:20.7 | we drove over there together. Not certain about the basic setup, but ultimately that doesn't matter. |
| 1:27.5 | It's overshadowed by how good the rest of this movie is. It's fantastic. Yeah. It's this setup, |
| 1:32.4 | a little problematic, the plot little thing, but it does have a lot of heart. What's the point |
| 1:38.9 | of spending $750 million a year and going to that healthcare, unless you can have some top-notch |
| 1:45.6 | world-class bang-brows-type war porn. That's what this movie delivers. It's this got awesome |
| 1:53.9 | jets. Do it awesome things. Yeah. Pilots being big and bald and big and bald. Big and |
| 1:59.7 | ballsy and brassy, very, very culturally diverse, very gender-diverse, and you got old man |
| 2:09.7 | crews. Our special engagement featured also a 30-second personal thank you from Tom Cruise for |
| 2:17.7 | seeing his movie. That Tom Cruise looks significantly older than the old man Tom Cruise we saw in the |
| 2:24.4 | movie. I have a theory. That 10G shit broke his face. Space broken. It just stretched. Yeah, |
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