Top Democrat Donor Crashed the Crypto Market

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🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Did you hear about the crypto crash and how the crypto bro behind it was the Democrats' #2 donor behind George Soros? Oh, corporate media isn't covering it? Don't worry, we will! We also have the latest on the never-ending 2022 vote count. And a man won a girls' beauty pageant. We can say that because we're on Rumble. Come See Standup! - http://www.louderwithcrowder.com/tour NEW MERCH! https://crowdershop.com/ GET TODAY'S SHOW NOTES with SOURCES: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/show-notes-crypto-2022-midterms

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Tim the Vaxman-Mit-Lizer, CEO of Lizer Pharmaceuticals.
0:05.4	This is my assistant, Al Borshan.
0:09.2	Al is actually a survivor of rape and incest.
0:12.9	His parents were going to have him aborted, but decided not to.
0:16.8	Thanks.
0:17.6	How are you feeling today?
0:19.1	Good?
0:20.0	I don't think so, Tim.
0:21.6	Great Al Borshan, as you were.
0:24.8	I know that many of our clients are upset about the row versus wait over turning,
0:29.0	but I have good news.
0:30.4	If you've taken any of the vaccinations or boosters recommended by celebrities or other people on the internet,
0:37.8	having a baby is going to be the least of your concerns.
0:42.6	For those of you that are worried, you can still get pregnant.
0:45.4	We have a brand new product just for you.
0:48.5	It's a brand new abortion vaccine.
0:52.0	It'll make sure...
0:54.2	Al Borshan!
0:55.0	Then the wrong label is on this box.
1:00.9	The Lizer Abortion Vaccine.
1:03.3	Just take a bunch of these and you'll be sterile.
1:05.9	And the best part about this abortion vaccine is they're already available
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