Everybody on earth has a Donald Trump impression.

Most of them are not very good.

I won't even do mine here because it's not good.

There's certain impressions I can do. All right now listen here, this isn not good there's certain impressions I can do all right now listen here

this isn't but there's certain like Trump everyone does the little will now listen here look okay

ba baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa it's not a great impression to have a really great impression you have to

pierce to the heart of a man's character. We will see if these professional

comedians can do it. Let's get to it.

Trump gave what I think was probably one of the greatest speeches of world leaders giving, you know,

it's got to be up there with like Churchill, Gettysburg address.

Is the night the United States killed the leader of ISIS? Trump comes out of the situation room at like midnight in the White House and he walks down that

fucking tunnel like he's gives a press conference like he's given a post-game MBA and just goes,

Abu Bekar, Al-Bagdaddy, is dead.

He died like a dog.

And it's like a dude.

I had changed one word of that that that's what he opened with and then he did

40 minutes the speech is 40 minutes the meanest talk you've ever heard in front of the

whole world. Abu?

We could hear him crying, I said, Abu don't cry.

He cried. He cried quite a bit.

I wouldn't have cried.

Cry baby, daddy, that's what we were all calling.

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