Welcome back to the podcast most well known for ranking higher than Consumer Reports podcast on iTunes.

Wait, really?

We are the Porpo's Almanac.

We're like the Consumer Reports, but for agroecology.

The Permi reports, and the answer is always no, and don't, don't take that PDC.

Ever.

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So today we're talking about the zoo theory, which I've just found out through memes

about aliens.

And Elliot has been advocating for this before I knew there was a name for it.

That we're just like the freak zoo for aliens to go like sneer and just laugh at us. So, Elliot, how does it feel

to know that you are not alone? There's a whole theory behind your belief system. I mean, listen,

my wife will hate to admit this, but one of my favorite things to hear is you were right. So,

thank you. Thank you for that. I didn't say you were right. I just said you weren't

alone. Yeah. Yeah, we're not saying this is correct. It's a sound theory and you read the other

ones and they all sound dumb and mine's, I mean, it's the truth. I don't know what else to tell you. We're

living in a fishbowl. We're living it in a fishbowl. The question is, is the zoo just the earth?

Or does it extend, like, is it the solar system?

Is it, like, this corner of the galaxy?

You know, like, how big does the zoo get?

Yeah, like, are black holes really just the submarine, like, windows to get in?

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