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Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Gustavo Sorola, and if you love D&D style adventures full of humor and heart, you should check out Tales from the Stinky Dragon. Tales from the Stinky Dragon is a cinematic listening experience complete with guest performances from professional voice actors and comedians, immersive sound design, and its own musical score. Go on a thrilling journey with four friends and me, Gus, their very patient, dungeon master, as we stumble through disastrous dice roles, questionable role play decisions, and even a few wholesome feel-good moments along the way. You can binge our first two campaigns or

0:25.0

you can binge our first

0:24.2

two campaigns or join us every other week for our latest third campaign no matter where you decide

0:28.1

to start listening you're guaranteed to have a side-splitting journey that's fun for all ages

0:31.5

and perfect for both d&D veterans and newcomers alike just search for tales from the stinky

0:35.3

dragon wherever you listen to podcast and subscribe today.

0:41.0

Northern Exposure fans, it's time to return to Sicily, Alaska.

0:44.7

I'm Rob Morrow.

0:45.7

And I'm Janine Turner.

0:47.2

We're hosting the podcast, Northern Disclosure.

0:51.1

And we are having the best time going through each episode of Northern Exposure and

0:55.3

bringing on guests. We had our great pal John Corbett. We had Elaine Miles, Cynthia Geary, and so many others.

1:01.9

Tune in to hear more stories with cast and crew. Watch us at home on YouTube by searching for

1:08.1

Northern Disclosure. Or you can listen wherever you get your podcasts.

1:14.2

I'd forgotten now unhinged Stallone is in the Rantler's clip.

1:20.8

Oh, my God.

1:22.3

Oh, is that what you?

1:23.3

I didn't have a chance to look at it earlier.

1:25.7

It's five seconds long.

1:27.0

It's great. It's five seconds long. It's great.

1:28.2

It's five seconds long.

1:30.9

It looks like one of the characters we did in the movie yesterday.

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