I swear to God, trying to send my number through a DM to like a producer or something like that.

I'm always worried I've tweeted it out.

I'm always worried that I'd just send a tweet in six, because I've almost done that so many times.

You ever watched that show the other two?

No, I don't know those.

It's created by the former headwriters of SNL, but it has Molly Shannon and Ken Marino and Wanda Sykes in it.

Oh, all right.

It starts as they're the older siblings of Justin Bieber, but then the mom gets super famous and turns into Oprah, essentially.

She's huge. She's massive.

She's making billions of dollars and has her own network and all this stuff.

And so it's Molly Shannon.

And so she texts this long series of texts to Ken Marino, who's her ex?

Hey, I tried calling you, but you didn't pick up.

And I just wanted to let you know about my day.

My friend picked me up from the airport.

We went shopping and then got ice cream and fed the ducks in the park.

Then went back to her house and ordered dinner with some other friends.

And the whole time, the whole day, I just kept thinking,

I am so fucking bored.

I just, I was so excited to come back, but I, I hated every minute of it.

Everything we did, I thought, how much longer do I have to do this for?

They're all afternoon if you want.

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