Top 5 Worst 80s Movies

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Film History

5 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

When your spirit animal is a trash panda it's hard to imagine not liking any type of rotting food you find. In fact I've been quoted as saying the following...

"Caddyshack 2 isn't that bad of a movie"

"I love all the Police Academy films"

"Guildor aside, Dolph Lundgren does a decent job as He-Man in Masters Of The Universe"

And Max, well we all know he has no taste at all. But deep within the hallowed halls of our 80s film library, there exists some movies we simply can't stand. A movie or two that would make a billy goat puke. Today on Buzzn The Tower we'll list our five least favorite films from the 1980s. I'm Mo Shapiro and joining me as always the nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray to my primate parfait, Max Sanders. And with that, let's take out the trash!

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0:00.0	Printing my vacation in the summer sun
0:03.0	Get lots of action, have lots of fun
0:06.3	Starlight!
0:07.4	Hot cheese, it's max!
0:08.7	Hot cheese!
0:09.6	Alright, so you want to know how bad this movie is?
0:11.3	Like, there's some facts about this movie that they laugh.
0:13.3	The only redeeming quality of this movie is it revitalized bowling in the United States.
0:17.4	Similar to pumping iron with Arnie, what he did for gyms.
0:21.0	There's a quote from Maxwell, I think I'm saying his last name is Caulfield.
0:25.0	Caulfield, I don't know.
0:26.0	In the movie he plays Michael, the lead male.
0:28.2	And this was his quote.
0:29.2	Before Grease 2 came out, I was being hailed as the next Richard Greer or John Travolta.
0:33.2	However, when Grease 2 flopped, nobody would touch me.
0:36.0	It felt like a bucket of cold water had been thrown in my face.
0:39.0	It took me 10 years to get over Grease 2.
0:42.6	In addition to that, I guess he and Michelle Fyfer hated each other, which explains why
0:46.3	there's no chemistry.
0:47.3	It cost 15 million to make, it made 11.
0:50.4	For scale, the original Grease made 130 million versus the plop of 15 million on 11 to make.
0:58.1	That's bad, it's a really bad movie.
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