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🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are leavin on a Money Plane, don't know when they'll be back again like Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders John Denver to visit the most appealing locations in Cinephobe. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Christian Bale was preparing for his role in American Psycho,
0:04.1	dressing the part, hitting the gym for the first time in his life,
0:07.6	even getting his teeth redone.
0:09.7	There was just one problem.
0:11.8	He didn't actually have the part.
0:14.2	Leonardo DiCaprio did.
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0:30.1	How's Londontown, Zach?
0:32.9	Jolly.
0:34.3	Yeah?
0:34.7	It's jolly.
0:35.2	What do you do?
0:36.7	Go on these trips, and I always say to myself, what is he actually spending his time doing? Having a wank. Having a wink. I just call it. Different countries.
0:47.5	Take a wank. What do you do another? What do you do when you travel? If I do in Miami.
0:53.5	Oh, I'm tugging on that hog
0:56.2	like there's no tomorrow.
0:58.6	They spell hog with a
0:59.8	with a U though,
1:00.9	H-O-U-G.
1:02.9	Well, it's Miami,
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