Top 5 Rehearsals

Cinephobe

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Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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