Top 5 Reasons to Cancel Tom Brady

Louder with Crowder

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Politics, News

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🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Jon Stewart released a video that is everything Americans hate about elitists talking about climate change. We debunk it so, so hard. Also, we get into why Tom Brady should be canceled. And Crowder will be reacting to Zelinskyy's address to Congress. #TomBrady #JonStewart #Zelenskyy NEW MERCH! https://crowdershop.com/ GET TODAY'S SHOW NOTES with SOURCES: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/show-notes-jon-stewart-brady

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0:00.0	Well, we've had a chance to look over your portfolio and it is safe to say that we want
0:13.5	you as part of our corporate family, son.
0:16.0	Well, I think it's safe to say I want to be part of your corporate family, dad.
0:20.8	Right.
0:21.8	We're prepared to offer you a six-figure salary, full dental and medical, and you can start
0:27.6	right away.
0:28.6	Sounds amazing.
0:30.4	I was hoping you guys maybe had like a retirement plan though, IRA.
0:35.2	Oh, no.
0:37.2	Well, see, the thing is, is a lot of our newer employees don't really stick around as long.
0:41.7	So what we do offer is an ICA.
0:44.3	ICA?
0:45.3	Oh, it's an inevitable cancellation agreement.
0:49.1	Oh, well, man.
0:50.1	I can't get canceled.
0:51.1	I'm not a public figure.
0:53.1	Oh, yes.
0:54.1	That's what they all say.
0:57.4	Listen, how long have you been on Facebook?
1:00.2	Since, I don't know, 2009?
1:02.6	All right.
1:03.6	Well, it says here, you poked a girl in your intro to biology class.
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