This story is from, I do work here lady, titled,

ID please? I work here. B.S. ID please? This happened four years ago when I was starting my

senior year of college. I started working at this really popular bar in my university as a cook,

fresh out of a crappy catering job. It was the beginning of the school year and thus the

beginning of college football season. I was ecstatic because I had just turned 21 a week after I

started there and I got free drinks as well. As numb as that statement is, this is important later.

About three weeks since the job, our college had their first home game and as usual the entire

university is absolute pandemonium between traffic and everyone and their mother heading for the

restaurants before the game. My shift started after the game so I started heading to the bar

around that afternoon. Remember when I said the bar was popular? There was a line of like 16 or

17 half sloshed college students waiting outside the door to get in while a board looking security

guard took their IDs. Seeing as how I was new here, I wasn't sure what to expect on game day

or how busy it was. Normally I would use the back entrance to get it to work but the entire

back lot and by extension the entire back entrance was blocked off to be used as a party area slosh

dance floor so the front entrance was my only option. I started making my way to the front entrance

to walk through when all of a sudden the guard stopped me. This woman had a permanent

scale of someone who doesn't get paid enough to deal with slosh college kids all the time along with

an mm-hmm type of attitude guard well where do you think you're going? Me I work here my shift

is starting guard mm-hmm nice try now get in line me ma'am I'm not kidding I actually work here

guard you got any ID or badge that proves it probably worth knowing that I didn't even have a

uniform on the cooks wear dish shirts over regular clothes me size here hands over ID guard

okay so you're 21 still ain't gonna let you skip the line unless you prove you work here me getting

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